Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
I wanna do this with you
I wonder if I could use this to create a copy of that key and break into that house.
There is 2 kinds of people on tumblr. The Innocent. And the ones that what to break into other peoples homes.
Hahaha this is totally me
I dont want sex, I want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.
the true meaning of espn
Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.